Your Guide to Not Getting Murdered in a Quaint English Village
$8.99
Description
Price: [price_with_discount]
(as of [price_update_date] – Details)
[ad_1]
From the Publisher
MACKENZIE, THE PRIVATE SECRETARY
“I’ve served this family for two hundred and thirty . . . I mean, twenty years.”
REGINALD, THE CHILD
Hangs out in the walls, keeps spiders in bottles, studies nineteenth-century dental procedures, collects lithographs of major historical fires.
THE OLDEST RESIDENT
They’re the hardest to kill for a reason.
THE PUB
Locals gather here at any time of day to enjoy a pint of cider and a chat. You, however, are not a local. The moment you enter the pub, you will be observed from every corner. You will be wound in a fabric of pleasant conversation as you are consumed.
THAT SUIT OF ARMOR, THE ONE WITHOUT A SWORD
Unlikely to kill you. It doesn’t even have a sword. Wait. Didn’t it have a sword before? Anyway, this is where they put your body after you’ve been murdered in order to surprise and terrify the others, so there’s really no point in worrying about it.
THE POND
Full of the skeletons of Victorian children and, if you are unwise, you.
Publisher : Ten Speed Press (September 14, 2021)
Language : English
Hardcover : 128 pages
ISBN-10 : 1984859625
ISBN-13 : 978-1984859624
Item Weight : 11.2 ounces
Dimensions : 5.76 x 0.66 x 7.78 inches
[ad_2]
